What are some funny and smart quotes?

My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
My sister Tracy sent me these a little while ago. I thought I’d share them. Thanks Trace. Few people...
People were outraged over the Belarusian tennis star's comments after losing to Coco Gauff in the Fr...
Must say very erotic, painful and too much pleasure. I was 24 and he was 56 when we got into a relat...
Belgian put in 'career best performance' according to Visma-Lease a Bike's head of performance
The major Wall Street indexes are sitting on modest gains this week with one trading session to go.
your Holy Spirit, that is constantly present is part of the trinity as gods representative has been...
Jefferson-Wooden (10.73) and Bednarek (9.86) both ran PBs/world leaders in the 100 while Young (8:01...
side note : this is a slight trauma dump and heavy silly shit, so don't come at me ty. thanks ! i y...
Everyone knows that Maine lobsters are bright red. That naturally leads to questions about the adapt...
Oh, for the love of money. The only part of this breast-beating exhortation that remotely wants to a...
"Everything we have ever designed to go into space has been one mission, one life. It's sort of craz...